Six Steps to Opening Champagne...
...courtesy of Food Network. Cheers, and be sure you point the bottle away from you!
ON WHEN TO DRINK CHAMPAGNE:
I drink it when I am happy, and when I am sad.
Sometimes I drink it when I am alone.
When I have company, I consider it obligatory.
I trifle with it if I am not hungry, and drink it when I am.
Otherwise I never touch it--unless I am thirsty.
-Madame Lilly Bollinger [attrib.], via Schott's Food and Drink Miscellany